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Zeke Kubinski
Chief Banana
Zeke Kubinski spent quite a good chunk of time trying to decide if this bio should be written in the first-person or the third-person. A brief Google search declared that third-person bios are "more authoritative and objective.” He thought that sounded pretty good – and so here we are.
FUN FACTS
50% Fun, 50% Facts
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REGULAR
UNLEADED
4
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SCIENCE FAIR AWARDS WON
18
AMATEUR TATTOOS GIVEN
6%
MORE GRAY HAIR THAN YESTERDAY
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